Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...