Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....