From another planet
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The bachelor’s diet
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It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Investment counselor
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Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...