The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
How are you doing?
|A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...