Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...