Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
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Some police quotes
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How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
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Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!