Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...