George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!