Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...