During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe