Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...