Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...