Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...