Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.