Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Ready for Society?
A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...