Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.