New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...