Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...