The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...