20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...