Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?