The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...