You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Fishermen killed
|Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...