Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...