How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...