He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Facts about Americans
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Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Diplomat wants water
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Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...