Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...