Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations
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Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
A list of redneck computer terms
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