Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...