Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...