Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...