Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...