Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!