Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...