Bad luck finding a place to hide
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Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked