Three wishes
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An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
No Legs, Ditch
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Who Needs A Husband?
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I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Not On Your Anniversary!
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Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Elephant jokes 05
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The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...