Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...