Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant