Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Read This!
Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld...