A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...