Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...