God and the Computer
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Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...