Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...