A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...