Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...