Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Farm jokes 03
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...