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25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...