Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...