You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
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Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...