Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
The Telepathic Watch!
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...