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A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
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One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
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